Elon Musk is a real star of modern human civilization, a walking generator of ideas, a person-legend. If you have lived in the jungle of the Amazon for the past ten years, let's explain: Elon Musk is an engineer, a scientist, a dreamer and a billionaire. He constantly invests enormous means and forces in a variety of projects passing along the border (and sometimes far beyond it) the term “science fiction”. Musk is successful. Musk is unstoppable. Musk is everywhere.
Flamethrower
Recently his company Boring I suggested everyone who wants to purchase the most reliable, safe and comfortable flamethrower in the history of hand weapons for only five hundred dollars. Pre -orders are already accepted, and the first copies will be shipped to owners in April this year.
But the public was more interested in Ilon’s statement on Twitter that it was his flamethrower that would be indispensable during the invasion of zombies. And if the buyer remains dissatisfied with the efficiency of the product and the zombies are not defeated, Musk pledged to return the money.
The inventor did not stop there. After a couple of hours, he denied “certain rumors” by another tweet, according to which he allegedly secretly prepares to arrange a zombie pass in order to create a high demand for his fire-breathing goods. In general, millions of zombies are needed for the so -called “Apocalypse”, and he does not yet have such a large factory (the owner of one of the largest factories on the planet said).
The same miracle device for $ 500.
Well, let's imagine a zombie apocalypse. How useful the inventions and development of the brilliant Ilon Mask will be, when the dead will march along the streets of cities and villages?
Start key
Mask missiles look futuristic today.
We will immediately turn to the main work of the billionaire: the space of the space of the cosmos. Ilon devoted a lot of time to the cost of space flights and, therefore, their massive distribution. To escape from hoarse cannibals into an airless space and establish settlements in orbit is a good option. There are also disadvantages: if at least one infected is reached orbit, the station will fall quickly, because there is nowhere to escape from there, and the infection spreads quickly. So precautions should be unprecedented (we advise you to read the novel "Feed" Worlds grant, there they are very convincingly talking about such measures).
In this regard, the MASK MASK program looks much more interesting. Elon has been fighting over a large -scale plan of settlement of the Red Planet for several years. We are talking about creating a full -fledged second house for humanity. And if the earthly continents are now inhabited by ghouls, it's time to master a new territory. The main thing is to prevent zombie immigrants. After all, they will spit on the gravity of Mars, solar radiation, temperature changes and the absence of oxygen – they will become a real nightmare for immigrants! The fleet of many times used ships, which Musk intends to create for the settlement of Mars, will be able to transport survivors to autonomous cities, and then security and supply services will come into business.
To carry out such an escape, Ilon needs to achieve one of the main goals of his space projects: to create reliable accelerated blocks of ships of multiple use ships. Then the emergence of a Martian policy with a multimillion -dollar population will not be far off. And if suddenly it is needed, the zombies will remain on the ground in sad loneliness.
On mines, through pipes, in the air
Hyperloop can be laid over ordinary roads.
The idea of cosmic elevators also does not give a rest mask. The inventor admits that the task is very difficult, and while trying to establish the production of the necessary materials from the nanotubes. But if someday he can create a system of elevator shafts ten kilometers long, then humanity will have a chance to quickly evacuate from the chaos of the first days of the epidemic. All civilians will be able to leave the danger zone almost instantly, and the army units, the police, the people's militia and the team-volunteers consisting of adventurers, patriots and … gamers will remain on the surface of the planet.
And you thought we have been playing all these years in a zombie-player zombie? Yes, we will be the only reliable protection of this world! That those military know about the walking dead? They are in Resident Evil Survived?! That's the same!
In addition to elevators, there is another promising mask idea for those who want to survive in the conditions of a zombie. This is the Hyperloop system. If the billionaire brings this dream to realization, people will be able to travel in small capsules at a speed of 1200-1300 kilometers per hour (like infected. – approx. Ed.). For capsules, you need to build special pipes, and magnetic pillows will be used for the movement of capsules-wagons. The nearest analogy is pneumatic mail. According to the inventor, the Hyperloop network will once cover the entire planet. So if the stations are isolated from the invasion in time, humanity will have unprecedented mobility, and the zombies will sit down on a strict diet.
But perhaps the most real plan of Ilon Mask, on which his company is working hard Spacex , – This is the replacement of ordinary aircraft with missile systems. With their help, moving within the globe will be reduced from hours to minutes. A great way to save the besieged zombies of the city and transfer military units to hot spots. And the widespread distribution of drones, which Elon sees in the very near future, will allow the fight to the Ordam of cannibals without involving people and without risk to survivors.
Batteries are included
There are no solar batteries, Musk believes.
Giant batteries – one of them has already been built by Ilon in Nevada – is very useful for powering large cities that are isolated. High walls and towers will stop zombies, and in the urban territory there will be enough energy for the operation of greenhouses with food, water purification and heating systems. Having clogged for five to ten years, a metropolis with such an excess of energy can simply wait until the revived dead people collapse into impulsive scraps. Organina is not eternal.
"Gigafabrika" of the company Tesla – a project that should provide the entire territory of the United States with the energy of solar panels.
One of the areas of Ilon's boiling activity is the lithium-ion batteries Powerpack and Powerwall. The purpose of the project is to supply energy from renewable sources of individual houses and entire enterprises. In the conditions of zombies, such batteries will become an invaluable survival tool. During the day they will collect enough solar energy to feed household appliances, electric hedges and greenhouses with greenhouses. Farm-fertiles and quitel city will be surrounded by evil creatures, but the residents will have to worry only about the fortress of the walls and the fight against boredom.
Beware of Teslamobile
Electric cars will replace ancestors with internal combustion engines for a landfill. At least Musk does not doubt it.
If humanity manages to save the network of roads, Elon Musk can greatly complicate the hordes of the zombie process of capture of the world. Tesla will be very convenient to escape from aggressors on electric cars or travel through infected territories.
The next Tesla plans to increase the mileage of electric vehicles to 1200 kilometers on one charge. It will be possible to run non -stop between cities, not being distracted by infected. True, it will already be important here with which type of zombies will be encountered by Teslamobile drivers. Inhibited and phlegmatic walking dead from Romero's films will not become a threat to car without stopping. But the monsters Lottomart Casino of the "new generation", fast and tireless, as in the film Danny Boyle "28 days later" Or in the game Left 4 Dead , will pursue the car and even try to intercept it.
At war as in war
Musk admitted that he was afraid of the rapid development of AI. Therefore, it is invested in experts to study it.
If humanity survives the first shock from the attack of the revived dead, then in the days of the global war, another Ilona program – Neurolink will come in handy. The inventor works on a complex system of implants implanted directly into the brain. The goal is to improve the memory and speed of thinking, as well as get direct control over computers and automatic machines. The ingenious military strategist, who gives the instant teams of the army of aircraft-spilled or combat drones, will become a nightmare of any zombie.
Three years ago, Musk invested $ 40 million – and donated another ten – in the company working with artificial intelligence. Ilon commented on the purpose of the investment as follows: “We will need cars that can perceive and process information no worse than a person, as well as cope with complex motor skills”.
If the Genius Engineer continues to move in this direction, then the zombies will have to break rotten teeth about the brilliant bodies of polysman robots, prisoners' robots and rescue robots. Humanity will observe the process on the air and bet on metal pets. But do not forget that when the stock of walking dead is approaching the end, Skynet can think about the meaning and price of human life.
Galactic currency and space Internet, like some other ideas of Ilona Mask, are unlikely to facilitate the fate of the survivors after the zombie apocalypse. But if these projects of the inventor come true and become really massive, humanity will have every chance of winning the war with a zombie. Когда мертвецам станет тесно в аду, зовите на помощь Илона Маска, он не подведёт.
And a little more about the flamethrower
In his forty-six, Elon Musk still assumes ideas and plans. It is impossible to predict which way his energy will be directed.
Judging by the Twitter of Ilon, during the day since the announcement, his new flamethrower was already ordered by 10,000 people. This is half the original party.
But this to the inventor is not enough. Already frankly mocking the public, he gave the following tweet: “But this is not all! This is a reasonable flamethrower, its stop-word-“cryptocurrency”, and it comes with free blockchain!"For some reason, it was precisely to this statement that Randy Pitchford reacted from Gearbox , who promised to add this flamethrower to the new part Borderlands (and emphasized that he was absolutely serious), to which Musk immediately gave the good. We are waiting for a flamethrow from Boring Company in Borderlands 3!